Have you been victimized or bullied?
Do you feel helpless against someone who has wronged you?
Are you afraid to retaliate because of the possible repercussions?
LET US HELP YOU!
We will send your victimizer a curse.
Your wrong-doer will get what they truly deserve and they'll never know you did it.
Then please read below while you:
PRINT OUT OUR ORDER FORM
And send us the following:
1. The name of the person you wish to curse.
2. Your tormentors address:
The curse must be sent via regular mail to maintain anonymity.
3. The story of how you were wronged:
This is very important as each curse is written INDIVIDUALLY so that the wrong-doer gets exactly what they deserve based on your specific circumstances.
It is imperative that you are honest, or the curse will not work.
PLEASE NOTE:We absolutely WILL NOT send curses involving death,serious or permanent personal injury and the likes.Believe us when we say that we are very creative.Your tormentor will get what they deserve without experiencing permanent physical injury or death.(as much as you may find enjoyment in this..)
Payment: We graciously request $20.00 cash to cover our expenses for the curse and the postage.We only accept cash. We cannot leave a "paper trail" from checks and/or money-order receipts because anonymity is paramount. Once the curse has been evoked,your wrong-doer will be very unhappy (to put it mildly). We don't want them to know they have been cursed.
Even if for some reason they figure that out, we don't want them knowing about us being involved or,more importantly,that you were.
We will design an appropriate curse based on your circumstances and send it via regular mail to your wrong-doer.
The curse will be written in ancient hieroglyphic characters.
As soon as the recipient looks at the hieroglyphics, the curse will be evoked. The beauty of this method is that unless your victimizer can decipher this obscure ancient language, they will not even know that they have been cursed!
Don't worry, the curse will not affect anyone else reading the hieroglyphics,only your victimizer.
We will NOT send you confirmation unless you specifically ask for it by filling out the request at the bottom of the order form AND you include a SASE with your payment.Only under these circumstances, will we send you confirmation that the curse has been sent. We will send this confirmation from a randomly selected city and we suggest that you burn the confirmation upon receipt so as to sever any ties between you & us.